Ranking Every “Halloween” Movie (Including “Halloween Kills”)

Tis the season for tall white masked killers who vaguely resemble William Shatner to terrorize a small town in Illinois!  Even with a dual release in theaters and on streaming, Halloween Kills’ box office performance proved that this franchise is very much alive and well, and that fans will always be craving more Michael Myers. So in honor of the new entry, as well as … Continue reading Ranking Every “Halloween” Movie (Including “Halloween Kills”)

Ranking Every Episode of “American Horror Stories”

After a nine season run (with an upcoming tenth) American Horror Story spun off into a Tales from the Crypt style anthology, with each episode being its own story.  American Horror Stories was initially met with a mixed reception. Its episodes could be very hit or miss (much like seasons of AHS itself).  But with the season being over (and a second already greenlit), we … Continue reading Ranking Every Episode of “American Horror Stories”

Ranking Every M. Night Shyamalan Movie (including “Old”)

Few directors have such simultaneous high highs and low lows as M. Night Shyamalan.  He’s gone from being described as “The Next Spielberg” to becoming a punchline, to making something of a comeback and regaining the adoration of fans. However, he still deserves a great deal of respect given that he never compromises what he wants to do, and ever since The Visit, he’s financed … Continue reading Ranking Every M. Night Shyamalan Movie (including “Old”)

Ranking Every Movie from “The Last Drive In” Season 3

Alas, another season of Shudder’s The Last Drive In with Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy has come to an end.  Those 10 weeks really flew by as the mutant fam congregated every week for one of the last true communal watching experiences. This season marked a change in location as Joe Bob and Darcy were in lockdown.  And while all the guests had to join … Continue reading Ranking Every Movie from “The Last Drive In” Season 3

Ranking the Entire Conjuring Universe

Spanning 8 years and 8 movies, The Conjuring Universe has demonstrated what Universal’s Dark Universe could have been.  Starting as a just a standalone movie, the franchise organically grew between sequels and spinoffs to the point that each movie does a great job of standing on its own, while giving dedicated fans tons of references and Easter Eggs to connect the dots with. All of … Continue reading Ranking the Entire Conjuring Universe

Ranking Every Zack Snyder Movie (including Army of the Dead)

There are few directors that receive such simultaneous praise and derision from fans and critics alike.  Whether you think he’s a genius or overrated, there’s no denying that his films and style are quiet unique. So with two huge films of his being released just within the last 2 months, we thought it would fitting to look at the whole career of Zack Snyder and … Continue reading Ranking Every Zack Snyder Movie (including Army of the Dead)

Ranking Every “Saw” Movie (Including “Spiral”)

With the recent release of Spiral: From the Book of Saw, horror fans can finally rejoice, especially those who were bloodthirsty for deadly life or death games!  Now that it’s finally out however, we can update the standings and rank the entire Saw franchise with Spiral being taken into consideration.  So here is the entire Saw series, ranked from worst to best! 9. Saw 3D … Continue reading Ranking Every “Saw” Movie (Including “Spiral”)

Ranking Every Episode of “Creepshow” Season 2

It’s hard to believe that Season 2 of Creepshow is already over, though we can take solace in knowing that Shudder has already renewed it for a 3rd season.   The last year has certainly been a rough one, and it was really cool of Shudder to release the animated special at Halloween, as well as a Christmas special to tide us over until this season … Continue reading Ranking Every Episode of “Creepshow” Season 2

Ranking “Into the Dark” Season 2

Technically spanning 3 years (late 2019-early 2021) the second season of Hulu’s Into the Dark certainly faced hardships, in the wake of worldwide challenges.  While it took 5 months longer than usual, they still delivered 12 unique tales of terror, all based around a different holiday. So with the second season now ended (and hopefully a third one on the way), we thought it would … Continue reading Ranking “Into the Dark” Season 2

Ranking Every “Leprechaun” Movie

To say the Leprechaun franchise is bizarre would be a gross understatement.  But in the shortage of St. Patrick’s Day themed horror movies, this series is really all this holiday has.  While none of these movies could be called good, there’s a B-movie charm to them that can’t be denied. For the most part they’re not trying to be “cinematic”, they’re just trying to be … Continue reading Ranking Every “Leprechaun” Movie