Ranking Every Rob Zombie Movie (including The Munsters)

There are few directors out there quite as divisive as Rob Zombie.  You either enjoy his films for what they are, or you despise them and refer to them as literal garbage with very few people in the middle.  Between his surrealist music video approach to visuals, and characters that are incredibly trashy and hostile towards one another, he’s almost a genre to himself. So … Continue reading Ranking Every Rob Zombie Movie (including The Munsters)

Ranking Every Scott Derrickson Movie (including The Black Phone)

When it comes to modern day masters of horror, Scott Derrickson is a name that often gets overlooked among others like James Wan, Jordan Peele, or Ari Aster.  But his incredibly solid body of horror work goes back two decades, and his most recent release, The Black Phone is further evidence of the genius of his craft.  So we wanted to give Derrickson his due, … Continue reading Ranking Every Scott Derrickson Movie (including The Black Phone)

Ranking The Entire “Jurassic Park” Series

With the release of Jurassic World: Dominion, we now have the conclusion of not just the Jurassic World trilogy, but of the franchise overall (assuming Universal isn’t tempted to do another one).  It all started with a Michael Crichton novel, one whose movie rights were sold before the book was even published. And what it became was one of the highest grossing films of all … Continue reading Ranking The Entire “Jurassic Park” Series

Ranking Every “Prom Night” Movie

When it comes to slasher franchises, the Prom Night movies often get overlooked.  Partly because none of the films were as groundbreaking as something like Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street.  Partly because, unlike most other slasher series, the Prom Night movies don’t follow the same killer movie after movie.  Technically neither does Scream, but it’s still the same costume and collective killer we refer … Continue reading Ranking Every “Prom Night” Movie

Ranking Every “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” Movie

Arguably the first true slasher (or at least in the running for it), the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was truly unlike anything audiences had ever seen before.  Much like Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and Freddy Krueger, Leatherface has become a cultural icon due to the longevity of his franchise.  So with the recent release of the new “requel”, and all the internet debate that’s followed, … Continue reading Ranking Every “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” Movie

Ranking Every “Scream” Movie

When it comes to self-aware, analytical horror, no franchise comes close to Scream.  Not only did it revitalize slashers in the late 90s, but its meta approach seems to now be the standard for any modern slasher that hopes to rise above the old tropes. So with its latest installment tackling the infamously prevalent “requel”, we thought it would be fun to jump on the … Continue reading Ranking Every “Scream” Movie

Ranking Every “Resident Evil” Movie (Including “Welcome to Raccoon City”)

Video game adaptations don’t exactly have a reputation for being well received, by either critics or fans.  That said, the Resident Evil franchise has certainly loomed in popularity, spawning a movie franchise that started out somewhat like the game, but branching off into its own mythos.  So with the series getting a much more game-accurate reboot, we thought it would be fun to look back … Continue reading Ranking Every “Resident Evil” Movie (Including “Welcome to Raccoon City”)

Ranking Every Episode of “Creepshow” Season 3

It’s been quite a year for Creepshow, with Shudder giving us two seasons this year alone.  With the third season ending just before Halloween, we thought it would be fun to look back on all twelve stories and rank them from least to most favorite.  To be fair, we don’t actively dislike any of these episodes, but some are better than others. 12. “Skeletons in … Continue reading Ranking Every Episode of “Creepshow” Season 3

Ranking Every “Halloween” Movie (Including “Halloween Kills”)

Tis the season for tall white masked killers who vaguely resemble William Shatner to terrorize a small town in Illinois!  Even with a dual release in theaters and on streaming, Halloween Kills’ box office performance proved that this franchise is very much alive and well, and that fans will always be craving more Michael Myers. So in honor of the new entry, as well as … Continue reading Ranking Every “Halloween” Movie (Including “Halloween Kills”)

Ranking Every Episode of “American Horror Stories”

After a nine season run (with an upcoming tenth) American Horror Story spun off into a Tales from the Crypt style anthology, with each episode being its own story.  American Horror Stories was initially met with a mixed reception. Its episodes could be very hit or miss (much like seasons of AHS itself).  But with the season being over (and a second already greenlit), we … Continue reading Ranking Every Episode of “American Horror Stories”