Ranking Every M. Night Shyamalan Movie (including Knock at the Cabin)

Few directors have such simultaneous high highs and low lows as M. Night Shyamalan.  He’s gone from being described as “The Next Spielberg” to becoming a punchline, to making something of a comeback and regaining the adoration of fans. However, he still deserves a great deal of respect given that he never compromises what he wants to do, and ever since The Visit, he’s financed … Continue reading Ranking Every M. Night Shyamalan Movie (including Knock at the Cabin)

Ranking Every “Silent Night, Deadly Night” Movie

For horror fans, Christmas isn’t complete without a killer Santa.  And while there are plenty of those in horror movies, perhaps none are as iconic as 1984’s Silent Night, Deadly Night.  Having to be pulled from theaters due to a massive backlash and moral panic, it also gave way to an entire franchise with very high highs and low lows.  So in honor of the … Continue reading Ranking Every “Silent Night, Deadly Night” Movie

Ranking Every Halloween Episode of “The Office”

The Halloween episode is a staple of many sitcoms, at least those bound by the weekly September to May airing scheduling on network TV.  And since there are few TV comedies as iconic and long lasting (thanks to streaming) as The Office, we thought it would be fun to take a look at and rank all 6 Halloween episodes of the series. For those who … Continue reading Ranking Every Halloween Episode of “The Office”

Ranking Every “Hellraiser” Movie (Including 2022)

Most horror villains are either misunderstood and misguided like Jason Vorhees and Leatherface, or pure evil like Freddy Krueger or Chucky.  But Clive Barker’s Hell Priest (more commonly known as “Pinhead”) stands apart in that he is truly a force of nature. Angel to some, demons to others, Pinhead is the epitome of true neutral and merely comes when you summon him, much like death … Continue reading Ranking Every “Hellraiser” Movie (Including 2022)

Ranking Every Rob Zombie Movie (including The Munsters)

There are few directors out there quite as divisive as Rob Zombie.  You either enjoy his films for what they are, or you despise them and refer to them as literal garbage with very few people in the middle.  Between his surrealist music video approach to visuals, and characters that are incredibly trashy and hostile towards one another, he’s almost a genre to himself. So … Continue reading Ranking Every Rob Zombie Movie (including The Munsters)

Ranking Every Scott Derrickson Movie (including The Black Phone)

When it comes to modern day masters of horror, Scott Derrickson is a name that often gets overlooked among others like James Wan, Jordan Peele, or Ari Aster.  But his incredibly solid body of horror work goes back two decades, and his most recent release, The Black Phone is further evidence of the genius of his craft.  So we wanted to give Derrickson his due, … Continue reading Ranking Every Scott Derrickson Movie (including The Black Phone)

Ranking The Entire “Jurassic Park” Series

With the release of Jurassic World: Dominion, we now have the conclusion of not just the Jurassic World trilogy, but of the franchise overall (assuming Universal isn’t tempted to do another one).  It all started with a Michael Crichton novel, one whose movie rights were sold before the book was even published. And what it became was one of the highest grossing films of all … Continue reading Ranking The Entire “Jurassic Park” Series

Ranking Every “Prom Night” Movie

When it comes to slasher franchises, the Prom Night movies often get overlooked.  Partly because none of the films were as groundbreaking as something like Halloween or Nightmare on Elm Street.  Partly because, unlike most other slasher series, the Prom Night movies don’t follow the same killer movie after movie.  Technically neither does Scream, but it’s still the same costume and collective killer we refer … Continue reading Ranking Every “Prom Night” Movie

Ranking Every “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” Movie

Arguably the first true slasher (or at least in the running for it), the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre was truly unlike anything audiences had ever seen before.  Much like Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, and Freddy Krueger, Leatherface has become a cultural icon due to the longevity of his franchise.  So with the recent release of the new “requel”, and all the internet debate that’s followed, … Continue reading Ranking Every “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” Movie

Ranking Every “Scream” Movie

When it comes to self-aware, analytical horror, no franchise comes close to Scream.  Not only did it revitalize slashers in the late 90s, but its meta approach seems to now be the standard for any modern slasher that hopes to rise above the old tropes. So with its latest installment tackling the infamously prevalent “requel”, we thought it would be fun to jump on the … Continue reading Ranking Every “Scream” Movie